Pregnancy is a wonderful thing, but as Snooki tells pregnant BFF JWoww in a text message conversation she shared publicly, it can also be a literal pain.

"Sleep safe and keep hydrated, no Advil or Aleve," Snook texted in an exchange with JWoww Christmas night. "No pushing on the toilet either."

"Yes mom!" replied JWoww (a.k.a. Jenni Farley).

Potential hemorrhoids aside, Farley, 27, made it clear she's over the moon to be expecting her first child next year with her fiance Roger Mathews.

Her longtime love got JWoww pregnant recently, as confirmed by an online greeting card with a photo of the ultrasound. The Jersey Shore alum wrote:

"We are so excited to share this new chapter of our lives with you as we become parents and create more memories with a new addition to our family!"

"We are extremely happy and cannot wait for our bundle of joy to arrive!"

Farley's text exchange with Snooki (a.k.a. Nicole Polizzi), 26, also proved there will be plenty of play dates between Lorenzo and the new baby in the future.

"Lorenzo was and is perfect," Farley wrote to her friend.

"So will urs," Polizzi texted back ... is it dusty in here?

Of course, this wouldn't be Snooki and JWoww without some terribly inappropriate dialogue, so here's Snook eloquently describing the miracle of child birth:

Roger Federer and his wife, Mirka, are expecting their third child together next year. The father-to-be shared the happy news on Twitter this Christmas.

"Mirka and I are very happy to share the news that Myla and Charlene will be big sisters in 2014! Happy Holidays … " the 32-year-old tennis legend wrote.

Federer's wife also used to play tennis professionally, before retiring due to persistent injuries. They met at the 2000 Olympics, where both competed.

She's been a fixture at his matches for many years now, as he's won a record 17 Grand Slam singles titles in his peerless Hall of Fame career.

Roger and Mirka Federer, 35, tied the knot back in April 2009 and their identical twin daughters, Myla and Charlene, born later that year, are now four.

Check out how adorable they look now after the jump ...

Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton is not pregnant her second child, despite tabloid reports suggesting that another royal baby is on the way in 2014.

Tabloid reports and a blaring “It’s official: Kate’s Pregnant Again!” headline from Star, who'd have you think that Prince George is gonna be a big brother.

He's not. Not anytime soon, at least.

The magazine says that pics taken in early December of Kate Middleton pushing a stroller on the grounds of Kensington Gardens show a “developing baby bump.”

What’s more, Star says that at a recent gala, Middleton was “glowing,” rested her hand “gently on her stomach,” and appeared to have a “little bump.”

We've been down that road before.

The Kate Middleton bump watch was a gossip staple of 2011-12, and there was nothing to it. Even after she was pregnant, it took months to develop.

Even if scandalous Kate Middleton bikini photos taken in Mustique showed barely any proof that she was expecting, and that's after it was confirmed.

The tabloid further states that Queen Elizabeth was told the good news at a holiday lunch, and that Kate's mom, Carole Middleton, wants it to be named Diana.

The Duchess of Cambridge’s spokesman, who rarely dignifies stories like this with a response, in this case told Gossip Cop that it's 100 percent not true.

You can bet your bottom dollar that William and Kate will want to give young George a sibling someday, but that day won't be September 2014.

In the meantime, she looks great. Big surprise there. Motherhood looks marvelous on the 31-year-old, along with anything and everything she wears.

Did Miami Heat superstar Dwyane Wade actually cheat on Gabrielle Union when he got another woman, Aja Metoyer, pregnant earlier this year?

Earlier this week, just days after Wade and Union got engaged, the NBA player confirmed he fathered a love child while the two were on a break.

Wade said the two "worked through" the issue privately, and that he has known the woman, Metoyer, for many years and that this was a "blessing."

But were Dwyane Wade and Gabrielle Union really broken up nine months before Aja Metoyer gave birth to Dwyane's son, Xavier, on November 10?

If so, it didn't last long.

On February 1, just about nine months before the love child's birth, Gabrielle posted a romantic photo of the pair together for a "Flashback Friday."

On February 5, Gabrielle was Instagramming about Dwyane, posting a photograph of the NBA star and her dog Sasha, calling him her "boyfriend."

• Dwyane Wade Fathers Child on Break From Gabrielle Union
• Gabrielle Union Engaged to Dwyane Wade

On February 19, she posted another photo with the caption:

"It takes a village to help an actress learn her lines... @dwyanewade takin a break from his Gatorade commercial to give me a line reading. Thanks coach :)"

Similar postings continued here and there through March.

In April, Union stopped posting pictures of Wade and started posting sad quotes like "We cannot start over, but we can begin now, and make a new ending."

Another quote hinting at trouble in paradise reads, "Sometimes you have to get knocked down lower than you have ever been, to stand up taller than you ever were."

On May 16, he returns to the picture, with Union posting a photo of the couple together and looking happy, along with the caption, "I like this dude."

It's not clear when he impregnated his baby mama, but it sure looks like their "break" happened after March, so his explanation is a little bit suspect.

Makes you think ...

Because it wouldn't be New Year's Eve (or any eve) without some shameless exploitation and materialism, Kim Kardashian shared a new photo of daughter North West.

Holding her MASSIVE Lorraine Schwartz engagement ring.

"It was an amazing year!!!" the 33-year-old captioned the picture of the six-month-old's hand holding the diamond Kanye West presented her with.

"I hope everyone has a safe New Years tonight!" Kim Kardashian said, reminiscing. "Nothing better than spending it with family & friends playing board games ;-)"

And making sure everybody pays attention to her 24/7.

The reality star and celebrity gossip mainstay did have quite the year ... probably the most eventful since the Kim Karadshian sex tape came out in 2007.

She was already a household name thanks to Keeping Up With the Kardashians and her many business ventures, but this year, she was half of Kimye.

No offense to Damon Thomas, Reggie Bush, Kris Humphries or Ray J (the man who hit it first), but Kanye elevated Kim's celebrity status to a new level.

Even if he became much less cool in the process, it's true.

North West, Kim Kardashian Ring

Kim gave birth to North West this spring, and on her birthday in October, the rapper extravagantly popped the question in front of her family and friends.

The family of three are currently spending time in Park City, Utah for the holidays, hitting the slopes and laying relatively low ... at least by Kimye standards.

Glad she got a totally necessary status update in at least.

Move over, Bear Winslet. There's a new famous baby name for Twitter users to flip out over.

Summer and Steven Steele - residents of Andalusia, Alabama - have shown their pride for Nick Saban's national title-winning football team by naming their newborn daughter Krimson Tyde.

And the Internet has responded in kind… or not so in kind, to be more accurate.

"I would despise my parents if they named me Krimson Tyde," wrote one Twitter user upon learning of the moniker, while another added: "reevaluate your life if you name your kid "krimson tyde".

"I'm shocked, I didn't think people would make such a big deal about it," Summer Steele told Alabama Media Group.

But not everyone is coming down hard on the couple.

"I would definitely say to fulfill their fantasy. Stay Alabama fans and live every day to the fullest," says Shane Broadhurst. "I hate that they're having to go through that and hear a bunch of crap. You should be able to name your young'un what you want."

Broadhurst has two children, by the way. They are named Crimson Tide and Alleigh Bama.

React now: What do you think of the name Krimson Tyde?

One month ago, Kim Zolciak debuted her very impressive post-baby body.

But now The Real Housewives of Atlanta star is showing off something even more impressive: her actual babies!

The reality star has posed the first photos of her very young twins online, giving followers an adorable look at little Kaia and Kane.

"Baby Kaia up close!" the 35-year-old mom wrote, alongside a picture of her daughter. "She looks just like Brielle did!!"

She also shared an image of her son, writing along with it:

"Kane's close up!! My life this morning KJ is soooo in love Kane weighs 10lbs he is my little 'tank.'"

With apologizes to Bear Winslet and North West, the most famous baby in Hollywood celebrates a birthday today.

Blue Ivy Carter is two years old!

Blue Ivy Birthday Tribute

The adorable child of Beyonce and Jay-Z has remained mostly off the radar since her exciting birth in 2012, though her mom placed the tyke in the spotlight a bit last month.

Yes, that's Blue Ivy in the music video for the aptly-titled "Blue."

There's been a lot of chatter in the past year or so of Beyonce being pregnant again, but with the recent release of her self-titled visual album it's clear the artist has been up to recording, not procreating.

Will Blue Ivy ever get a sibling? Probably.

But for now we take a moment to honor the only child of music's most powerful couple and we do so via the following Blue Ivy Carter photo montage:

Ciara made the rumors into an exciting reality today:

She's pregnant with her first child!

Following months of chatter, the singer/actress confirmed the news this morning during an appearance on The View, telling the ladies that she and fiancé Future are expecting.

This baby be the first child for Ciara, 28, while the 30-year old Future has three kids from previous relationships: a son, 11, a daughter, 4, and a second son, 13 months.

We send the expanding family our very best wishes.

For Kim Zolciak, life simply doesn't not get any better than this.

The reality star, who introduced the world to her baby twins a couple weeks ago, posted a new photo yesterday on Instagram of her and one of the relative newborns.

"How I spend my mornings doesn't get any better than this! I rarely get pics of me with the kiddos cause I'm the 'photographer' sooo thx @sweetiehughes for secretly snappin away!" Kim wrote as a caption.

It's unclear if this is little Kaia or Kane, but it's very clear that it's an adorable image.

Zolciak gave birth to the boy and the girl on November 25. She is also parents to two other daughters and two other sons and is married to Falcons defensive end Kroy Biermann.

Although the twins aren't even two months old, they've already begun to show their uniqueness, Kim recently told Life & Style.

"Kaia is a diva, honey! She's much more demanding. She loves to be snuggled all the time. And Kane is the easiest baby ever. Just feed him and change him and he's happy. Their personalities are definitely very different."

Learn more about this family when you watch The Real Housewives of Atlanta online.

First comes music industry super stardom, then comes perfectly picturesque Southern wedding, then comes the baby (girl!) in the baby carriage. Isn't that how it works for everyone?

Singing extraordinaire Kelly Clarkson revealed Monday via Twitter that she and new hubby Brandon Blackstone are expecting a little lady. Congrats to the gorgeous couple!

The country crooner let her 9 million plus followers know her new baby's gender and filled them in on some unsavory pregnancy details while she was at it.

"We just found out we're having a girl officially! I knew it! Only a girl could cause this much drama with all this vomiting ha!" she wrote.

She knew it, alright. Kelly talked to Parade magazine about her maternal intuition in November. "I'm totally gonna have a girl. I'm manifesting it!" she revealed. "And when I have a girl, you're gonna be like, 'That chick knew it!'"

Clarkson wed her talent manager sweetheart in October last year and announced they were expecting shortly thereafter. In December, she took to Twitter to address cheating rumors.

Oh, Kelly. Our life would truly, honestly suck without U.

Anna Trebunskaya is now a first-time mother.

The Dancing with the Stars professional gave birth to a girl on Saturday and also revealed the mystery behind the little one's father.

"Anna Trebunskaya and boyfriend Nevin Millan welcomed their first child, daughter Amalya Millan, at a home birth on Saturday, Jan. 18," the star's rep confirmed in a statement released to Us Weekly.

The couple then added themselves: "We're thrilled to welcome our beautiful, healthy baby into the world. We couldn't be happier."

Trebunskya referred to Millan as "supportive" back in September, but refused to divulge his name.

She sat out Season 17 of Dancing with the Stars due to her pregnancy and admitted to Us that it wasn't exactly on her agenda.

"It wasn't planned, but when it happened, I thought, 'This is perfect -- I'm ready to be a mom,'" she said a few months ago. "This is something really good for me and fulfilling, and it'll give me a whole new meaning in life. I'm really looking forward to it."

And now it's here! We wish mother and daughter all the luck in the world!

Laura Linney, the award-winning actress who played a mom battling terminal cancer on Showtime’s The Big C, is now a mother in real life at age 49.

“Laura gave birth to a healthy boy named Bennett Armistead on January 8,” Raha Lewis, a writer for People, told ABC News ... to the shock of everyone.

This is her first child with husband of three years, Marc Schauer. Despite their life in the limelight, for the entire term of her pregnancy, Linney kept it secret.

“Not many people knew she was pregnant, but we know she’s home now enjoying being a mother,” said Lewis of Linney, who was last seen publicly in June.

In September, she took home an Emmy for best actress in a miniseries or movie but wasn’t there to accept her award. Perhaps now we know why.

“Laura couldn’t be here tonight. She’s such a great actress that she didn’t even need to show up,” Matt Damon joked while presenting the award.

Just shy of 50 years old, Linney joins a growing list of older Hollywood A-list moms like Salma Hayek (41) Halle Berry (47) and Kelly Preston (48).

Congratulations to the happy family!

Jersey Shore alum Jenni "JWoww" Farley, who's expecting her first child with fiance Roger Mathews this summer, is expecting a girl, she reveals to Us Weekly.

JWoww was "super excited and super emotional" to find out the gender.

Snooki's best friend forever was also a little surprised at the results.

"I pictured a boy this whole time, so when I saw 'girl' ... I was like, 'No way!'" she says. "[Snooki's son] Lorenzo is gonna have a BFF, and I couldn't be happier!"

"She will be my best friend and be daddy's little girl," the mom-to-be adds. "I can't wait for everything from her first steps to her first dance class."

One thing she's less excited for?

"I was a teenage girl once, and, boy, do I know how sneaky we can be!" JWoww says ... and it's not like her 20s have been without plenty of drama as well.

"Karma is gonna kick me in the butt with her!"

Probably, but at least Roger Mathews, 37, is already thinking of ways to keep their daughter-to-be on the straight and narrow ... down the road a ways.

"He was just saying today what kind of car she'll get for her sweet 16 if she gets good grades," the MTV reality star jokes. "I'm like, 'Pump the brakes!"

"Let's get through the first 16 months!'"

Vanessa Cervantez, despite being just 5'1", recently gave birth to her third child, son Andrew Jacob Cervantez, who entered the world weighing a staggering amount.

His measurements? 15 pounds, 2 ounces and 24 inches in length!

This has yet to be officially confirmed, but Andrew is reportedly the biggest baby ever born in California. Ever. He arrived two weeks before his due date.

Vanessa visited her doctor at 38 weeks and, after a routine test, was told her baby's movements had decreased and he was having trouble breathing.

She was admitted to the hospital immediately and received an emergency C-section, which resulted in the birth of a child double the size of the average baby.

After his birth, "little" Andrew had to be transported to a different hospital's NCIU because he was still having breathing difficulties after he was born.

If you feel like you're hearing more stories than usual about giant babies being born, statistics show that you probably are. They're becoming more common.

According to a recent report, there has been a 15-25 percent increase in babies born weighing 8 pounds, 13 ounces or more over the past 10 years.

Bigger babies can be attributed to fewer women smoking and drinking while pregnant, but also be the result of babies born to moms who are overweight.

One can only imagine what Vanessa felt by the end of this pregnancy, despite the fact that she's experienced delivering bigger than average children.

The petite California mom previously gave birth to a 10-pound, 10-ounce boy and a 9-pound, 14-ounce girl, but still ... 15. Fifteen pounds, people!

On the plus side, the big guy will probably sleep through the night faster than his infant counterparts. On the downside ... everything else for poor Vanessa.

17 Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names

Open Slideshow

1. North West

North West. The spawn of Kimye being named after a direction may be the dumbest thing in human history. At the same time, if she doesn't grow up to have a signature fragrance called North by North West, this is not a planet we wanna be living on.

View As List

1. North West

North West. The spawn of Kimye being named after a direction may be the dumbest thing in human history. At the same time, if she doesn't grow up to have a signature fragrance called North by North West, this is not a planet we wanna be living on.

---

2. Destiny "Miley" Cyrus

Yes, Miley's real name is Destiny ... which isn't necessarily a bad thing, but Billy Ray and Tish probably guaranteed she'd become a stripper someday with that moniker.

---

3. Apple Martin

Ironically, Apple is both the name of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin's daughter and likely the name of a food item forbidden in some rich crazy-person diet she probably follows.

---

4. Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale

We got nothing.

---

5. Kal-El Cage

Nicolas Cage named one of his kids Kal-El, a fact not related to him being wasted out of his mind in this mug shot ... although that could explain a lot of things.

---

6. Bear (Kate Winslet and Alicia Silverstone)

Not only did she torture us with The Reader, Kate Winslet is making her newborn's life terrible with Bear as his name. Alicia Silverstone chose this name too. And she chews up Bear's food for him, which is also interesting.

---

7. Blanket Jackson

Blanket Jackson is not actually the name of the youngest child of Michael Jackson. It's Prince Michael Jackson II ... not to be confused with Prince Michael Jackson I (also pictured). As for his nickname, he was wearing a Blanket while MJ dangled him over a balcony. Good times.

---

8. Jermajesty Jackson

Jermajesty. Michael's brother Jermaine outdid him with that one.

---

9. Suri Cruise

Suri Cruise, the child of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, is a bona fide cutie. Who will have to spell and explain her name approximately 10 times per day as an adult.

---

10. Tu Morrow

Actor Rob Morrow named his daughter Tu. GET IT? That's either a great play on words or the dumbest thing ever. Maybe a little of both.

---

11. Moxie Crimefighter

Moxie Crimefighter is the daughter of Penn Jillette. That is all.

---

12. Pilot Inspektor

Pilot Inspektor is the son of Jason Lee. That spelling you are reading here is accurate.

---

13. Princess Tiaamii

Princess Tiaamii is the daughter of busty British babe and reality star Katie Price. We feel bad.

---

14. Denim

Toni Braxton named her kid Denim. Apparently "Polyester," "Suede," and "Cotton" were taken.

---

15. Kyd

Yes, Kyd. David Duchovny mailed that one in worse than his alleged acting on Californication.

---

16. Bronx Mowgli

Bronix Mowgli, the son of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz, is named after a borough of New York City AND a Jungle Book protagonist.

---

17. Maxwell Drew Johnson

Jessica Simpson named her little daughter Maxwell. Perhaps she is trying to overcompensate for giving her an old man's name by putting her in this bikini.

---

Jared Padalecki is one of TV's hottest stars - and he's also quite the proud papa. 

The Supernatural actor welcomed his second son on December 22 and now he and his wife Genevieve Cortese are revealing the bundle of joy's name. 

Say hello to little Shepherd!

Genevieve took to her Twitter account to post a squee-worthy photo of father and son.  ue the collective oohs and ahhs!

 "@jarpad and Shepherd watching some late night #supernatural," she wrote. 

Looks like Shepherd's already of fan of daddy's work. (And if you are, as well, be sure to watch Supernatural online over at TV Fanatic!)

Jared responded: "Ok. There it is, my wife @realGpad just revealed Tom's little brothers name.... Here goes."

Padalecki's Tweets are sure making headlines of late, and not just the ones related to his family.

He recently threw some shade at Justin Bieber via the social network. Following Lil Za's cocaine arrest, he implied (or straight up accused, really) that Bieber paid his pal to take the fall.

"Hey @justinbieber, how much are you paying your friend for pretending that it was HIS cocaine, and taking the fall for you?" Jared asked. 

Who knew he was so invested in drama pertaining to the Biebs?  We'll surely be following @jarpad from now on. He's quite the juicy tweeter!

What do you think of Jared's baby's name? Compare Shepherd to some of the more unusual celebrity baby names now: 

17 Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names

Open Slideshow

1. North West

North West. The spawn of Kimye being named after a direction may be the dumbest thing in human history. At the same time, if she doesn't grow up to have a signature fragrance called North by North West, this is not a planet we wanna be living on.

View As List

1. North West

North West. The spawn of Kimye being named after a direction may be the dumbest thing in human history. At the same time, if she doesn't grow up to have a signature fragrance called North by North West, this is not a planet we wanna be living on.

---

2. Destiny "Miley" Cyrus

Yes, Miley's real name is Destiny ... which isn't necessarily a bad thing, but Billy Ray and Tish probably guaranteed she'd become a stripper someday with that moniker.

---

3. Apple Martin

Ironically, Apple is both the name of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin's daughter and likely the name of a food item forbidden in some rich crazy-person diet she probably follows.

---

4. Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale

We got nothing.

---

5. Kal-El Cage

Nicolas Cage named one of his kids Kal-El, a fact not related to him being wasted out of his mind in this mug shot ... although that could explain a lot of things.

---

6. Bear (Kate Winslet and Alicia Silverstone)

Not only did she torture us with The Reader, Kate Winslet is making her newborn's life terrible with Bear as his name. Alicia Silverstone chose this name too. And she chews up Bear's food for him, which is also interesting.

---

7. Blanket Jackson

Blanket Jackson is not actually the name of the youngest child of Michael Jackson. It's Prince Michael Jackson II ... not to be confused with Prince Michael Jackson I (also pictured). As for his nickname, he was wearing a Blanket while MJ dangled him over a balcony. Good times.

---

8. Jermajesty Jackson

Jermajesty. Michael's brother Jermaine outdid him with that one.

---

9. Suri Cruise

Suri Cruise, the child of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, is a bona fide cutie. Who will have to spell and explain her name approximately 10 times per day as an adult.

---

10. Tu Morrow

Actor Rob Morrow named his daughter Tu. GET IT? That's either a great play on words or the dumbest thing ever. Maybe a little of both.

---

11. Moxie Crimefighter

Moxie Crimefighter is the daughter of Penn Jillette. That is all.

---

12. Pilot Inspektor

Pilot Inspektor is the son of Jason Lee. That spelling you are reading here is accurate.

---

13. Princess Tiaamii

Princess Tiaamii is the daughter of busty British babe and reality star Katie Price. We feel bad.

---

14. Denim

Toni Braxton named her kid Denim. Apparently "Polyester," "Suede," and "Cotton" were taken.

---

15. Kyd

Yes, Kyd. David Duchovny mailed that one in worse than his alleged acting on Californication.

---

16. Bronx Mowgli

Bronix Mowgli, the son of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz, is named after a borough of New York City AND a Jungle Book protagonist.

---

17. Maxwell Drew Johnson

Jessica Simpson named her little daughter Maxwell. Perhaps she is trying to overcompensate for giving her an old man's name by putting her in this bikini.

---

Last year, the birth of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s baby captivated the celebrity news world, and not just because the two larger-than-life celebs mated.

The name the duo picked out, North West, was an all-timer.

A unanimous, first ballot Celebrity Baby Name Hall of Fame inductee, North was clearly chosen after Kimye crossed off every other possible option.

Of course, they're not the first stars who treated naming a child like some sort of "art" or just totally mailed it in because they were too busy and/or high.

Seriously, coming up with baby names this dumb takes either serious commitment or total aloofness, both of which are forever worthy of our admiration.

Who else makes the HOF along with Nori? Let's find out.

Behold, the 17 Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names:

17 Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names

Open Slideshow

1. North West

North West. The spawn of Kimye being named after a direction may be the dumbest thing in human history. At the same time, if she doesn't grow up to have a signature fragrance called North by North West, this is not a planet we wanna be living on.

View As List

1. North West

North West. The spawn of Kimye being named after a direction may be the dumbest thing in human history. At the same time, if she doesn't grow up to have a signature fragrance called North by North West, this is not a planet we wanna be living on.

---

2. Destiny "Miley" Cyrus

Yes, Miley's real name is Destiny ... which isn't necessarily a bad thing, but Billy Ray and Tish probably guaranteed she'd become a stripper someday with that moniker.

---

3. Apple Martin

Ironically, Apple is both the name of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin's daughter and likely the name of a food item forbidden in some rich crazy-person diet she probably follows.

---

4. Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale

We got nothing.

---

5. Kal-El Cage

Nicolas Cage named one of his kids Kal-El, a fact not related to him being wasted out of his mind in this mug shot ... although that could explain a lot of things.

---

6. Bear (Kate Winslet and Alicia Silverstone)

Not only did she torture us with The Reader, Kate Winslet is making her newborn's life terrible with Bear as his name. Alicia Silverstone chose this name too. And she chews up Bear's food for him, which is also interesting.

---

7. Blanket Jackson

Blanket Jackson is not actually the name of the youngest child of Michael Jackson. It's Prince Michael Jackson II ... not to be confused with Prince Michael Jackson I (also pictured). As for his nickname, he was wearing a Blanket while MJ dangled him over a balcony. Good times.

---

8. Jermajesty Jackson

Jermajesty. Michael's brother Jermaine outdid him with that one.

---

9. Suri Cruise

Suri Cruise, the child of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, is a bona fide cutie. Who will have to spell and explain her name approximately 10 times per day as an adult.

---

10. Tu Morrow

Actor Rob Morrow named his daughter Tu. GET IT? That's either a great play on words or the dumbest thing ever. Maybe a little of both.

---

11. Moxie Crimefighter

Moxie Crimefighter is the daughter of Penn Jillette. That is all.

---

12. Pilot Inspektor

Pilot Inspektor is the son of Jason Lee. That spelling you are reading here is accurate.

---

13. Princess Tiaamii

Princess Tiaamii is the daughter of busty British babe and reality star Katie Price. We feel bad.

---

14. Denim

Toni Braxton named her kid Denim. Apparently "Polyester," "Suede," and "Cotton" were taken.

---

15. Kyd

Yes, Kyd. David Duchovny mailed that one in worse than his alleged acting on Californication.

---

16. Bronx Mowgli

Bronix Mowgli, the son of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz, is named after a borough of New York City AND a Jungle Book protagonist.

---

17. Maxwell Drew Johnson

Jessica Simpson named her little daughter Maxwell. Perhaps she is trying to overcompensate for giving her an old man's name by putting her in this bikini.

---

It looks like the marital stress between Shayne Lamas and Nik Richie is over.

How do we know? Because the reality star is pregnant!

Richie himself confirmed this exciting news today to Us Weekly, telling the magazine:

"Shayne's twelve weeks pregnant. Like the great husband I am, I knocked her up during her birthday trip in Maui, Hawaii last November. Definitely a LOVE baby."

The Season 12 winner of The Bachelor, meanwhile, shared a quote via Instagram yesterday that also back up this report… in odd fashion.

"Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife," read the note. "When you are under construction it's ideal to put on the hard-hat kids."

Ritchie then took to his blog a couple hours ago and informed fans of his wife's expecting stat, sound a tad more into it than Lamar.

"Both Shayne and I are super excited for our second child," the 32-year old wrote. "I've grown so much as a father and Shayne is an amazing mother. Together we are a great team and love each other very much."

Lamas and Richie eloped at the Little White Wedding Chapel in Las Vegas in April 2010, having known each other for just a few hours.

We send them our best wishes and we send lots of luck to their impending newborn. He or she will likely need it.
 

Octomom Nadya Suleman is renowned for her gargantuan brood, which she welcomed into the world five years ago this weekend, January 26, 2009.

Yup, the Octuplets are turning five, which you probably didn't know, because for all her notoriety, the often scandal-plagued parent is fairly ... private?

Despite all the attention she's generated, including lately with her arrest for welfare fraud, Suleman has kept her big family largely out of the public eye.

At least when it comes to her kids, personal life and history. So who is the medical marvel who birthed the only full set of octuplets to survive the first week?

In honor of the kids' milestone Sunday, here are eight things you may or may not know about 38-year-old Nadya Suleman, forever known as Octomom ...

8 Outrageous Octomom Facts

Open Slideshow

1. Who's Your Daddy?

Suleman, who was married from 1996 to 2008, has never publicly identified the father of any of her children, but says it's not her ex. BTW she has 14 kids. Yes, she had SIX BEFORE the octuplets.

View As List

1. Who's Your Daddy?

Suleman, who was married from 1996 to 2008, has never publicly identified the father of any of her children, but says it's not her ex. BTW she has 14 kids. Yes, she had SIX BEFORE the octuplets.

---

2. She's a Porn Star, and an Award-Winning One at That

Suleman's "Octomom Home Alone" won the 2013 AVN Award for Best Celebrity Sex Tape. That's like an Oscar for porn.

---

3. She's Very Religious

At least based on the Biblical names for all eight of her octuplets: Noah, Jonah, Jeremiah, Josiah, Isaiah, Makai, Nariyah and Maliyah. All have the same middle name, Angel. Suleman also chose to spell their last names Solomon.

---

4. She Attempted to Record Music

Octomom actually recorded this single, called "Sexy Party." Listen at your own risk ... and only to laugh, because the auto-tuned mess is beyond terrible.

---

5. She's on Welfare ... and Shouldn't Be

Nadya was receiving welfare checks while earning well over the treshold required to receive public assistance, an investigation found, and she was arrested in January 2014.

---

6. She Throws Down

Suleman launched a short-lived boxing career in 2011, explaining she was stepping into the ring with a string of D-List celebrities because she was broke.

---

7. The Doctor Who Did This is No Longer a Doctor

All 14 of Suleman's children were born through IVF treatments provided by Beverly Hills physician Dr. Michael Kamrava. The California Medical Board revoked his license, citing gross negligence.

---

8. She Takes it All Off For Money

While she doesn't like men touching her (for real) when it comes to making babies or making porn, Octomom will take her clothes off for cash at a moment's notice. In addition to her self-pleasure video, she's done strip club gigs and posed naked in magazines.

---

ADORABLE FAMOUS BABY ALERT!

Kim Kardashian took to Instagram today and sent a very clear message to Joan Rivers, essentially telling the comedian: WTH is wrong with you?!?

Shortly after Rivers blasted North West as "ugly" during a recent stand-up set, the reality star posted a positively awww-inspiring photo of the seventh-month old and cousin Penelope.

"BFF'S," Kim wrote as a caption to the following image, which depicts the cute offspring of Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick cuddling up on a chair.

Seriously, Joan. Take a close look at that picture.

And if that's somehow not sufficient, scroll through this gallery of North West photos... and then take a long walk off a short pier.

8 Totally Adorable North West Photos

Open Slideshow

1. North West Pics

How adorable is North West??!? Hate on Kim Kardashian, but give it up here for her child.

View As List

1. North West Pics

How adorable is North West??!? Hate on Kim Kardashian, but give it up here for her child.

---

2. Kanye and Nori

Well, this is downright adorable. Kanye West poses with daughter North West.

---

3. North West Close Up

It's another photo of North West! This little girl really is very cute, don't you think?

---

4. North West Image

It's a new photo of North West! Kim Kardashian does have herself one cute daughter, huh?

---

5. North West and Riccardo Tisci

It's a photo of North West and Kim Kardashian's stylist. This is definitely one cute baby!

---

6. North West Hand Photo

It's another North West photo! Kendall Jenner snapped this one of her niece's cute little hand.

---

7. North West Picture

It's a new photo of North West! Kim Kardashian posted this shot to Instagram in early October 2013.

---

8. Kim Kardashian Baby Photo

It's the first-ever photo of North West! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have finally given us a look at their baby.

---

9. North West and Penelope

AWWWW! North West and cousin Penelope are totally best friends. This is an adorable shot of the kids.

---